RE2PECT 2018: The Year Aaron Judge Hits 80 Dingers: Yeah Jeets Chronicles: Part 1

We know him. We love him. More than likely we'd take a bullet for him. Welcome to the Yeah Jeets Chronicles where we dissect why Jeter is the greatest living legend we have today. Rather than start with his on the unbelievable on the field play, we will turn our attention to his off the field play. Clearly I'm talking about the beauties Jeets has slayed through while being our beloved Captain.

Murderers' Row. The scariest part is these are only the ones we know of

Damn Jeets you've been busy! Alright lets break this down.

1. LF Mariah Carey: 1996

While she may seem like a joke now that was definitely not the case when she attempted to tame Jeter. She was on the top of the music game and was the perfect introduction for a young man looking to conquer NYC rather than settle down. Despite her fall from grace, which was hard and fast, we can't blame Jeter in the slightest for his time with MiMi. He was also a rookie...impressive.

2. RF Jessica Biel: 2007

In 2007 the Captain claimed his next victim. Coming into the peak of her career-7th Heaven ending
the year prior and having starred in the Illusionist with Tyler Durden- Ms Biel decided to enter a romance with Mr. Jeter. Alas the spark just couldn't last as this relationship soon fell apart a year later. This appears to have been a fatal attraction for Jessica's career as she has slowly become less in demand since the break up. Coincidence? I think not, similarly to Mariah, the loss of Jeter was obviously too much for Jessica to deal with and her career suffered.

3. CF Jessica Alba: 2004

Again Jeter snipes first, capturing the heart of this babe very early on in her career, a year before she stared in the films Sin City and The Fantastic Four. This again was a very short fling for the Biracial Angel as his interest faded after a 3 month summer romance. While we can't comprehend how this could happen in such a short time, we also can't comprehend the things Jeets has seen and done.

4. SS Scarlett Johanson: During a break with our 3B?

Oh the controversy! While on a break during the fallout of his relationship with Ms. Minnilo, Jeter and Scarlett Johanson were rumored to be hooking up. The Avengers star used her super powers to lure Jeter away-what a terrible situation for our boy Jeets! stuck between two of the most sought after women in the world, but hey who can blame them?

Yes that's also Jay-Z chilling with Jeter

5. 3B Vanessa Minnilo: 2003-05

In Jeter's first long-term relationship since becoming the glorious man that we all know and love today, Jeter settled down with Vanessa Minnilo for 2 years. Somehow this succubus was able to keep Jeter under her spell for longer than any before her, but alas after 2 years and a few breaks Jeter was on the move again.

6. 2B Adriana Lima: 2006

Honestly I don't even know what to say about this one Dayyyummmnn Jeter, you really outdid yourself this time. While the relationship was brief Jeter and Victoria's Secret model Lima were linked in 2006. From singers to actresses to models is there anything DJ couldn't handle. If Jeets lasted longer than 2.5 seconds in the sack with Lima he should be damned proud of himself. But then again he's the greatest living legend, so I'd bet anything Lima still thinks of our favorite shortstop's flip throw while jumping bones with her new husband.

7. 1B Jordana Brewster: 2002-03

First seen going out clubbing for Jeters, 28th birthday, Jeter dated the Fast and the Furious star for a little under a year. Her eyebrows may be a little wild at times, but everything else was on point for the power couple. Brewster got her start as the young dramatic Spanish hottie on the popular soap opera, As the World Turns. Is it just me or do those two look a little guilty in that pic? We get it he's great, but you gotta keep your hands off Brewster, hands were we can see them!

8. C Minka Kelly: 2014-16

One of his longer lasting and more recent relationships was with none other than Minka Kelly. Best known for her role in Friday Night Lights (the tv show), Kelly and Jeter had a tumultuous relationship. The two lovebirds were on again, off again over the course of three years. This proved to be too much for Jeter, who has always been a model of constancy for our beloved NY Yankees. Sorry Minka you're too good for 99.% of the men in the world but this time you met your match.

9. DH Tyra Banks: 2001

Similarly to the Carey relationship we must remind ourself of what prime Tyra was really like. Before she was that psycho on Tyra, she was the babiest of babes. This former model was on the top of her game when she and Jeter allegedly hooked up. His first experience with models didn't last long as the two separated after a few months. Good on ya Jeter, you never were one to squander a good opportunity on or off the field.

10. P Hannah Davis: Current

All hail Mrs. Jeter! The princess who was right for our Prince of NYC. The lock down ace of our staff, good luck to you Mr. and Mrs. Jeter. May you have healthy strong little Jeets and live long happy lives. And specifically to Derek, thank you for letting us be a small part of your legendary life. Oh captain my captain, Mr. Derek Jeter.

Bonus round: other lucky ladies who have been rumored to have had the pleasure of getting to know Mr. November