Player Profile: The Bar Slut

You catch a glimpse out of the corner of your eye and your're instantly hooked.  What could it have been the hips gyrating, the lack of clothes, or how just easy she makes it all seem like it would be? Young, hot and acting like she owns the club, at first this girl seems like she could take you all the way to the top.  There may be safer, more well-rounded women you should be talking to, but shes just too alluring and you're trapped like a fly in a web with this beautiful deadly spider dancing your way looking down the barrel of a shotgun towards you, her prey, and you're fucked. Her "talents"  have you hooked lock, stock, and two smoking barrels.

Trapped in her web of deceit, you're convinced that you're making a good decision by taking her home when you could've had plenty of other talented ladies.  It's not until you get close do you see that this is a classic Monet situation.  Like his paintings that seem so fantastic from afar, their imperfections become more than apparent when viewed up close.  This girl is a one trick pony who takes a lot more than she gives,  This years bar slut is Billy Hamilton.  

Owned by many but loved by none, Anthony is the next in line to become Eskimo brothers with Jake and Joe by taking Billy home.  Enticed by the pure sex appeal generated by his speedy quads, thighs and hips, Ant overlooked the flaws in Hamilton's game for the promise of steals, steals, and more steals.  Will Ant make us all look foolish with his 7th round draft pick or will he be the next in line of Hamilton's victims.